by Shelly Reuben on May 29th

So. I completely lost track of time. One minute, Archie the Giant Chickadee and I are eating take-out ice cream ..

by Shelly Reuben on May 22nd

I did not personally observe what went on during early sessions with retired Marine Gunny Sergeant Noah Hernandez, but after ..

by Shelly Reuben on May 15th

The instant I realized that Archie was among the missing, my hand tightened around Clay’s .38 revolver. I rushed past ..

by Shelly Reuben on May 8th

Since I really did NOT want to go with Special Investigator Clayton Yonder to the Park Department’s shooting range, I ..

by Shelly Reuben on May 1st

The fact is, I am (observe me standing at attention, chin up, shoulders thrust back) an extremely focused and purposeful ..

by Shelly Reuben on April 24th

After Special Agent Clayton Yonder laid out the findings of the Avian Slaughter Task Force for me and our bird ..

by Shelly Reuben on April 17th

When Special Agent Clayton Yonder came to my house at noon for lunch, it was so, so nice to be ..

by Shelly Reuben on April 10th

After Special Agent Clayton Yonder shot (blanks) from his .4-0-caliber Glock pistol to scare off rioters outside Park Department headquarters, ..

by Shelly Reuben on April 3rd

Had someone asked me to come up with a thousand different scenarios about how our war against Terror Birds would ..

by Shelly Reuben on March 27th

I have this vivacious 17-year-old friend named Ellen. I think she wants to be a lawyer when she grows up. ..