Saturday, May 16th, 2026    05/16/26

Jim Mullen 's Stories


Cat-match deceiver

Sue is not a morning person. She’s not a noon person. Doesn’t really like the late afternoons much either. She ..


Days of Chicken a la King dethroned

Our server at the Ciao Down Cafe has just placed a little, shallow dish of olive oil and a basket ..


Talking ‘elstuoba’ with my good friend Briton

The early computer pioneer Alan Turing thought a good test of a computer’s intelligence would be if you couldn’t tell ..


A marvelous blend of hydrogen and oxygen

A few years ago, there was a news story about a guy who started selling bottled water for dogs. I ..


Runaround Sue

The guy who sued his dry cleaner for $54 million for losing a pair of pants has been quite an ..


Something’s cooking at the CIA

I ran into Louise, a friend I hadn’t seen in many years. While she and I caught up with each ..


Harry Potter and the Magical Numbers

Heard anything about that new Harry Potter book? Oh yeah, I forgot, that’s all we’ve heard about for three months. ..


All the news that’s fit for an idiot

I called my friend Tammy in Texas to tell her the exciting news – that Lindsay Lohan had been arrested ..


No reservations

After I cruised the grocery-store parking lot for ten minutes, a spot finally opened up. I had pulled halfway in ..


Please, take my identity

I called my cable company to see if they could fix a problem with my line. “And what is the ..


Quick Links


Share This Author


More From Jim Mullen


Watch My Purse While I’m In The Men’s Room
Watch my purse while I’m in the men’s room

Bees Deliver Stinging Fashion Critique
Bees deliver stinging fashion critique

‘Big Farma’ Is Threatening Our Perfectly Nutritious Pills
‘Big Farma’ is threatening our perfectly nutritious pills

Chain Of Fools
Chain of fools

 Keep The Filth On The Net And Off The Streets
Keep the filth on the net and off the streets

Enjoy Those ED Commercials While They Last
Enjoy those ED commercials while they last

Snooki: You Have To Work To Be A Celebrity
Snooki: You have to work to be a celebrity

The Reports Of Our Decline Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
The reports of our decline have been greatly exaggerated

Deer Know When It's Time To Skedaddle
Deer know when it's time to skedaddle

Eat, Drink And Be Theme-y
Eat, drink and be theme-y

Go to Top