A post on one of evesun.com’s forums made a relevant point yesterday: there are a lot of “anti-something” groups floating around.

“Look at all the anti-something groups out there,” the person wrote, “anti-war, anti-violence, anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-gun, anti-France, anti-death penalty, anti-Wal-Mart ... the list goes on and on.” The rest of it might also include anti-Bush, anti-immigration, anti-religion, anti-stem cell research and a few other popular anti-somethings.

If that list can go on and on, consider that for every “anti” viewpoint there’s got to be a “pro” one somewhere, too.

And no matter what side you’re on, it’s obvious people have found a lot of different issues to be divided on.

So where do I stand?

As you probably well know, I rarely make (decent) political and moral stances. I’ve been afraid to, for fear of being banished, just after getting ripped a new one. But given the seriousness of the nation’s political and moral climate, and since you asked so nicely, I’ve decided to quit being such a pansy and get in the ring.

Here we go...

On second thought, taking the easy way out sounds pretty good, and safe.

From now on, I’ll just be anti-anything that sucks (sounds simple enough).

Anything that sucks includes:

• eating salad